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Our humor columnist shares what she would do if she were president, just in time for the upcoming election. Read more »
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Be cool when covering your eyes during a scary movie with these tips
Our humor columnist gives readers tips on how to handle watching scary movies, as the spooky season approaches. Read more »
These Juice Jam headliners would kill it, our humor columnist says
While our humor columnist considers this year's Juice Jam a success, she has her own headliners in mind and is not afraid to bribe them with Pastabilities, or a cheaper food option. Read more »
Our humor columnist has a budgeting guide for all your adult expenses
This week, our humor columnist discovers the expenses of adult life. So, she makes a budget, adding her dream pants to the top of her list. Read more »
Our humor columnist's dream trip to Wegmans
Our humor columnist, a Syracuse native, describes her dream trip to Wegmans, particularly to its deli section for a free slice of pepperoni! Read more »
Our humor columnist wants to see these electives on SU's course catalog
Now that she is an upperclassman, our humor columnist has some ideas about the offered Syracuse University elective classes. Read more »
Our humor columnist has a million issues with the Great NY State Fair
As a hard-to-please Syracuse resident, our humor columnist lists her complaints with the Great New York State Fair. Read more »
The lies needed to tell to your bffs about the summer you definitely had...or didn't
Following the advice of her middle school guidance counselor, our humor columnist prepares for back to school season with a list of lies to tell her friends about her awesome summer adventures. In reality, her most exciting summer days consisted of trips to the movie theater. Read more »
Our humor columnist says to ditch 'hot girl summer' and follow these beach trip tips
Our humor columnist prepares for summer break with a list of dos and don'ts. Ready to relax on upstate New York beaches, she makes friends using the Hippo method, keeping only her eyes “above the water.” Read more »
Our humor columnist says these study methods are all you need to pass finals
With finals coming up, our humor columnist details her studying process. Read more »
Our humor columnist's ode to bad test takers just in time for finals
Our humor columnist would rather do anything than take a test. She hates “good test takers” and their superiority complexes. Read more »
Our humor columnist hates her title. She's on a mission to become more serious.
Forget the hilarious jokes, our humor columnist will only discuss serious topics from now on. Prepare for columns on theater, literature and other scholarly subjects. Read more »
Our humor columnist defeats their fear of the dark thanks to the solar eclipse
Somehow our humor columnist survived the total solar eclipse, even though she’s scared of the dark. She spent months preparing for the darkness the totality would bring. Read more »
Our humor columnist has the best prank ideas for every jokester’s favorite holiday
Our humor columnist details her process of pulling off the best April Fools’ Day prank ever. Read more »
Our humor columnist could bring everything to the table as the next Otto
Today, our humor columnist writes a plea to be next in line to be Otto the Orange. From her lack of social anxiety to her outstanding dedication, she is the perfect candidate. Read more »
Our humor columnist survived a pyramid scheme. Now they're offering business advice.
The most unexpected spring break ever? Our humor columnist shares how she found herself hard at work in a pyramid scheme. Read more »
Our humor columnist can help you find a job to pay off your student loans
Prepared to charge a couple bucks for teaching a Zumba class or washing the Otto mascot costumes? Our Humor Columnist shares ideas for odd jobs around campus that might help to pay off student loans. Read more »
Our humor columnist has tips for you to enjoy her least favorite activity: sports
Ever gotten bored at a basketball game but still wanted to be a part of the school spirit? Our humor columnist has tips to keep you occupied. Read more »
Our humor columnist offers free therapy for any stressed-out college student
Apparently, self-care is not Goldfish crackers. Instead, our humor columnist writes to try exercising by running to class or “Just Dance 2018.” Read more »
Our resident love expert’s guide to the perfect Valentine’s Day
From stalking to clingy text messages, our humor columnist is a self-proclaimed expert on love. Take her advice and make this Valentine’s Day extra special for you and your partner. Read more »
Our humor columnist's dream bid day themes would make any new member's day
Our humor columnist tells you every bid day theme that the Syracuse sororities missed this weekend. From Deep Sea Creatures to the Industrial Revolution, here are next year's best themes. Read more »
Our humor columnist mourns Michael Cera’s Oscar ‘Barbie’ snub
Michael Cera was robbed of his Oscar nomination for his performance as Allan in “Barbie.” Our humor columnist details her thoughts, opinions and her most controversial opinions on this year’s Oscar nominations. Read more »
An ode to the appliances in our humor columnist’s apartment
Living in a college apartment comes with several unique quirks, especially its appliances. From burning herself on her radiator to being unable to wash her dishes because of her roommate’s air fryer, our Humor Columnist details her apartment struggles. Read more »
'Pi Pi Pi' is our humor's columnists dream sorority
Check out our Humor Columnist's newest (fictional) sorority. Here’s why you should go Tri Pi. Read more »
